Our family was driving in the car tonight to Peyton's basketball game when theologian Andrew breaks out with: 
"You know, whenever you see a rainbow, that means that God will never flood the earth again. We learned that in school." 


The rest of us in the car: "Uh-huh, that's right." 


Andrew: "Oh yeah, then why did He flood our garage?"

(Solid question, son. With our entire garage flood loss not covered by renter's insurance, I'm personally intrigued by his newfound Biblical discrepancy.)