Chapman, the spastic coach

Tonight we were all at Peyton's second basketball game of the season, but this was the first game we were able to make it to.  Mind you, it's girls 18 and under division (ages 14-18), and it's a church league.

The first free throws of the game were from a girl on the other team, and she was shooting at the basket on our end of the court, right in front of where we were sitting.  The crowd got totally silent (as they should) right as she went to dribble the ball, catch her breath, and shoot...when all of a sudden Chapman stands up and yells at the top of his lungs, 

"MISS IT, MISS IT, MISS IT, MISS IT!"

The crowd busted out laughing, as did both teams, and yes even the girl shooting the free throw laughed.  And she did miss it.

The sports etiquette talk with my boy Chappy soon followed her free throws.

Lord.