My husband does all the grocery shopping. And he can't go grocery shopping without bringing back some dorky toy for the kids from the toy aisle (you know, stuff he always wanted and never got). He usually gets parachute men to drop off the balcony, motorized bath toys, dinosaur capsules that grow in water. Well, he went grocery shopping last night and this morning I walk into the kitchen, see this on the counter, and he says excitedly:

"Mustaches AND Soul Patches for only $3.29!!"

Please, make it stop.