Thursday, September 25, 2014

And if someone runs into my husband...

please feel free to back me up and tell him to stop cooking bacon and grilling steak inside on the inside gas grill on the island.  I can not stand the smell of meat and bacon cooking at 9-10 p.m. or 8 a.m. or any time for that matter.  I can not stand for one more second to have my newly deep-cleaned kitchen that smells like a combination of lemon scented kitchen cleaner and Yankee candles polluted and deeply penetrated with the smell of meat on meat on meat and filled with caked on nasty grease everywhere.

i can no longer cope with living in a house that smells like Texas de Brazil.  It's totally grossing me out.  If you intended to live this way, Adrian Bishop, you should have married a man.


(I posted this one my fb status and this was my brother's response to this - and my response to him.) - and then Adrian's response via text is below that.



And Adrian's response via text:




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