Abby just said at bedtime "I forgive you, momma." 

I said, "For what?" 

She said, "For always being mean."

(Well, I'm glad she has a charitable heart.)

* And let it be noted, I made them pancakes for dinner, let them watch Frozen twice today, and let them skip nap.  Mean?

Rotten, every last one of them.  I should send them all to Boarding School.